the other day i was bored so i made a twitter for a raisin
ive also been tweeting at random people all day
i feel like this is my best contribution to society
in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this
wait why is there rice
uh mm…. hello im a cop and according to ur records ur super cute and hella rad… the penalties for that are dating me.. and…thats it… .. .sorry i dont make the rules….
Sometimes I wonder about stereotypes but then I realise that on this day in 1941, Britain’s Air Force dropped 75,000 teabags over the occupied Netherlands with the message “Holland will arise. Keep your courage up.”
WE GAVE THEM TEA TO RESIST THE NAZIS.
how do girls manage to look good when they get out of the shower, i look like someone used a firehose on a gigantic rat